Rocker Tommy Lee has opted to begin his new autobiography TOMMY LEE on a bizarre note - by having an argument with his penis.

The former Motley Crue drummer, ex-husband of Heather Locklear and PAMELA ANDERSON, thought it would be a comical way to kick off proceedings in his new tell-all - especially as his genitalia has garnered much attention from fans over the years.

He says, "The book starts off with me sort of arguing with my penis. After the infamous sex video with Pamela and I, he got a big head - no pun intended!

"So in the beginning of the book, he's like, 'Good morning, bud,' and I'm like, 'Hey, good morning.' He's all, 'Well, we're gonna write a book a today,' and I'm like, 'What do you mean we? This is my book.' He's like, 'Uh-uh, this is my book. Every decision you've ever made has been because of me!'

"It's obviously not your typical autobiography. Let's just say it's really fun reading."

25/10/2004 02:52