The members of female rock collective The Donnas are fed up with their groupies - because too many of them suffer from bad breath and terrible hygiene.

The TAKE IT OFF hitmakers admit they're far from thrilled with the selection of men who come knocking on their dressing room door after a gig.

Bass player MAYA FORD tells FHM, "The groupies we get aren't hot at all. Usually, they're older men with bad breath or nerdy boys who you wouldn't want to make out with. It's unfair.

"Our groupies should take more time preparing before our shows. They should brush their teeth, take a shower, maybe. Or try a mint. ALTOIDS are good.

"Wear some cologne, but not too much. Or use deodorant. Just try not to smell bad."

05/11/2004 19:43