The Darkness rockers JUSTIN and Dan Hawkins find it impossible to offend their mother - because she has become accustomed to the bands' colourful language.

In fact, SANDY's favourite song is the band's foul-mouthed hit GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY WOMAN, MOTHERF***ER.

Guitarist Dan explains, "When she first heard Get Your Hands Off My Woman, Motherf***er she was a bit taken aback but it became her favourite song.

"She actually abbreviates it to Motherf***er rather than something like Hands Off.

"'So, are you playing Motherf***er tonight?'

"Yes mother. She's hard to offend."

03/08/2004 17:27