"I would really like to lose 10 pounds. I really would... And I have tried and I really thought the only way I could really do that would be to go to prison. The discipline of being in that cell every day would be good. But I wouldn't want to do a crime that would hurt anybody so I thought maybe... I could collect enough parking tickets that I would go to jail... for four to five months." Funnyman Steve Martin jokes about his creative new weight-loss plan.