Forget Sundance. Forget Cannes. The writer-director-producer of the action-comedy Lady Magdalene's, starring Nichelle Nichols of Star Trek fame, is auctioning the movie on eBay (item #230108636678). Neil Schulman has set $1 million ($999,999 plus $1 for shipping) as the opening bid. Interested buyers can obtain a complimentary DVD screener. In his description of the item, Schulman writes, "If you're not entirely satisfied that this film will have an opening weekend of $30 million or more in domestic U.S. box office receipts, your money will cheerfully be refunded!"