Spider-Man 2 star Alfred Molina can't wait to hit the stage with a planned one-man show - because theatregoers will get a laugh out of the criticisms he received from his first U.S. casting agent.
The Brit couldn't believe some of the things he was being told and has stored it all away for a big reveal onstage.
He tells WENN, "I met with a casting agent once and one of these days I'm going to put what he said to me in a one-man show.
"He said, 'You know, you English actors, you got a problem. You come over here and you think showbusiness is one word, it's not; it's two words - show and business, and not necessarily in that order.'
"The other thing he said was, 'Alfred, you got a face. It ain't no 10-by-eight glossy (photograph), but it's a face!'
"He was being absolutely serious and I remember thinking, 'What the f**ck?!'"