The wife/manager of hellraising rocker Ozzy Osbourne is convinced Kelly would whip the heirs into shape - and revolutionise the British monarchy at the same time.
She says, "I would love to see Kelly slapping those boys around. Oh my God, would she. They would be no curtseying from her - she'd give them all a b**locking.
"She could save the monarchy."
"I'd love the wedding - she'd have a bright red wedding dress."