Reality TV star Sharon Osbourne likes to take revenge on her enemies by sending them a box of excrement.
The wife of wildman rocker Ozzy Osbourne - who recently vowed to bare her breasts on British television - last used the dirty tactic four years ago, when a writer criticised her family's television show The Osbournes.
She says, "The last turd? Three... no, four years ago, when the first review came out of The Osbournes. The journalist said something about my kids being fat and how unappealing that was.
"I said, 'I heard you've got an eating disorder. Eat this.'"
Osbourne adds, "I've done it for an awfully long time. I suppose I find it funny.
"I mean, I don't just do it to anybody. They have to have done something really bad."