"I thought, 'The only way I can make this thing not like the act of a sissy is to carve a football hooligan thing into my flesh,' so that's what I've done." Comic Russell Brand on his new tattoo. He and wife Katy Perry decided to get inked together to mark their first wedding anniversary - the funnyman's skin art features his favourite English soccer team's logo trimmed with "a candy cane twirl".