"I told Buck, 'If you get a vasectomy, I'll get you a Lamborghini...' because I don't want any of these girls around my son. I don't like them. I don't like it when they call him... I don't want none of these girls trying to trap my son... He told me to 'f' myself... so I'm gonna get him one of these electric cars that only goes about 100 miles a week." Comedienne Roseanne Barr is terrified her 16-year-old son Buck will fall prey to opportunistic girls.