"Just looking at all the faces here reminds me of some of the great work that's been done this year - by cosmetic surgeons. You all look great... I've had a penis reduction. (I've) just got the one now, and it is very tiny - but so are my hands, so when I'm holding it, it looks pretty big." Golden Globes host Ricky Gervais pokes fun at the stars in the audience at the 67th annual prizegiving.