Poison rocker BRET MICHAELS is totally addicted to The Simpsons.

Michaels, who has even guest-starred on the long-running cartoon show, keeps copies of every episode in his archives.

He says, "That show hits home on all levels of funny. I'm a fanatic. Me and my band have been on the show a couple of times. And I have all the tapes.

"Another of my favourite shows is COPS. I'd make a good cop, solving a lot of homicides - I could get down with that."

03/11/2003 09:19