"I read it last week. I love reading and had to know what was turning all these housewives into sex maniacs. It was fine. I don't want to diss the writer - it was wonderful - but I felt the writing was a bit juvenile. It felt a bit like reading a trashy sex novel in high school. It was like, 'Oh my God. His tongue's down there - holy f**k.' I thought, 'Could you have used a bigger word?'" Singer Pink was unimpressed by E.L. James' raunchy bestseller Fifty Shades Of Grey.