Paris Hilton is laughing off new reports linking her to vacationing soccer ace Cristiano Ronaldo, insisting she hasn't even met the Manchester United pin-up.
The socialite reportedly made a beeline for the sports star when she spotted him at a Hollywood nightclub, but she claims the meeting never happened and she has eyes for only one man - Good Charlotte star Benji Madden, her boyfriend.
She says, "I'm so in love with my boyfriend I don't even look at other guys."
But Hilton knows how romance stories about her spread: "I think, literally, there's reporters outside (clubs) with the paparazzi and they can't get into (nightclub) Villa and places like this.
"They see two celebrities walk in and they automatically link them... They concoct all these stories."
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