Ready Teddy Death! released October 18th - Trailer

Ready Teddy Death!

Ready Teddy Death! released October 18th - Trailer

Ready Teddy Death! released October 18th

The Greatest Bear Massacre ever Committed to Film!

‘Ready, Teddy, Death ’ Gratuitous violence to teddy bears, the senseless maiming of cute defenseless bags of fluff. Yes. And more. Watch in horror as these cute creatures are shot, burned, beheaded, roasted, deep fried, electrocuted and much, much worse.

Ready, Teddy Death is the essential ‘How To’ DVD guide outlining the most efficient ways to exterminate teddy bears. Teddy bears. Hundreds of the buggers. All the same, all anonymous and all annihilated in every nasty way imaginable. Oh, and accompanied by the cheesiest soundtrack the production team could get their hands on.

Ready Teddy Death! released October 18th - Trailer

Guaranteed to traumatise the nations tots Ready Teddy Death! is for grown-ups only, a veritable fluff movie, and the producers are at pains to advise great caution if children are around during viewing.

The perpetrators of these horrendous crimes are never seen; the only clue to their identities an occasional hand as it activates the gruesome mechanisms of bear-o-cide. With a running time of approximately 45 mins there’s no plot, no dialogue, no computer graphics and no sub-titles, just senseless destruction!

Got that old teddy bear in the loft? Got a pound of Semtex? Well, what are you waiting for?

Ready, Teddy, Death! is released on DVD through Gut Vision on October 18 th

http://www.readyteddydeath.com

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