Ozzy Osbourne is to launch an odd new career as a British newspaper health columnist.
The rocker has signed up as The Sunday Times' new health expert - and admits even he was surprised when he first got the call.
The former Black Sabbath star says, "When The Sunday Times magazine asked me to be its new health-advice columnist... I thought they were taking the p**s, to be honest with you.
"But then I thought about it for a while, and it makes perfect sense - I've seen literally thousands of doctors over my lifetime, and spent well over £1 million on them, to the point where I sometimes think I know more about being a doctor than doctors do.
"If people can learn from my stupid mistakes without having to repeat any of them, or if they can take some comfort from the crazy things my family has been through over the years... that's more than enough for me."
Dr. Ozzy will be on call later this summer (10).