Orlando Bloom is baffled by rumours he planned to strip off for his role in a West End play, and sorry he disappointed thousands of female fans who have bought tickets hoping to see him nude. The actor makes his London stage debut in David Storey's In Celebration on Thursday (12Jul07) but insists there is absolutely no chance of him baring all, as fellow British actor Daniel Radcliffe did in Equus. Bloom says, "I heard what they're saying. But you've read the play. Where would I possibly get my clothes off in it? It's bizarre."