LATEST: Oasis rocker Noel Gallagher is recovering from his recent onstage assault - by watching episodes of Seinfeld in bed.
The Wonderwall hitmaker was left with severe bruising after a man pushed him over during a gig at the V Festival in Toronto, Canada, on Sunday (07Sep08).
The band subsequently cancelled two shows to allow the guitarist to recover.
And Gallagher reveals he is currently dosed up on painkillers and glued to the TV watching American football and back-to-back episodes of U.S. comedy Seinfeld in his hotel room.
Writing on his blog, Gallagher says, "Spent all day in bed suffering from my severe tickling at the hands of that drunken Canadian who, it transpires, is a grown man of 47 years!! (And I thought I was the oldest person at our gigs!).
"In his defence though, he's probably having one of those mid-life crises things. Apparently it's on YouTube. Imagine doing an assault on world television!? Did get to watch 4 Seinfelds though. And some American football, so not too dissimilar to a normal day back home. Have to get another check up tomorrow. I'm gonna ask for new bionic ribs."