"The further away Bono stays from a guitar, the better. Chris Martin is a frontman, but not when he's playing guitar. Mick Jagger is a frontman. When he plays the guitar he looks like a d**k. Liam used to pick up the guitar and we'd all go, 'Ha ha, no. What are you playing it up there (on your chest) for?'" Noel Gallagher hates rock singers who try to play an instrument onstage.