The diminutive star - who is pregnant with her first baby with partner Jionni LaValle - has asked him if he would be willing to spin some tunes in the delivery room, but he does not plan to take her up on the offer.
He said: ''She told me she wants me to DJ the delivery room. I told her I'll just DJ the baby shower.''
Despite turning down her request, Pauly does already have plans for what he will get her new tot when they are born.
He said: ''I think it's ready for hair gel as soon as it comes out. If there is hair, throw some gel in there. Too young to tan though. Don't tan. You gotta be 18. Maybe a spray tan.''
Planning the baby shower for Snooki is a little easier, and he thinks it simply needs to be a room filled with pickles and loud music.
He added to People.com: ''I would have spray tan booths in the corner, because she loves to tan, and a lot of loud music. I'd have pickles everywhere too.''