"When Parker was (younger), he used to say, ‘I wish I had a dad.' I’d be like, ‘Yeah, that’d be really good if we did, but if you had a dad you wouldn’t have me as a mommy, ‘cause I’m the kind of mommy that wants another mommy. I’m not the kind of mommy who wants a daddy. So then you would have a different mommy.’ And he said, ‘Hmm, alright then. I’ll just keep you.’ I was like, ‘Phew! Close one.’” Gay U.S. TV personality ROSIE O'DONNELL on explaining her sexual orientation to her children.