French musician JEAN MICHAEL JARRE almost walked onstage without his jeans on at a show recently - when he got so caught up in a backstage chat he forgot he wasn't fully clothed.
The keyboard player's trousers were getting pressed nearby when the call came he was expected onstage for the show.
He tells U.K. music magazine Mojo, "I was going onstage and I actually forgot my jeans. I was talking to somebody backstage and it was time to go.
"I suddenly realised that I was just in these silly kind of shorts."
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