"Crazy stuff happens, because she's not a very nice person, Hedwig, she's pretty harsh, and so if people are late, I wouldn't recommend that! Sometimes (I call them out). I made out with someone the other night. I motorboated (put his head between a pair of breasts) a heavyset dude. He was right there! But that's the fun of the show... It's intentionally loose (not strictly to script)." Actor Neil Patrick Harris warns audience members attending his Broadway show Hedwig And The Angry Itch to be prepared for anything as he stars as transgender German glam rocker Hedwig. He recently hit headlines for chastising a fan who shouted out, "I love you Neil" while he was onstage, in character.