Michael Douglas couldn't bear to watch America's golfers at last weekend's (23-24SEP06) Ryder Cup "a*s kicking", especially because he had to put up with his Welsh wife Catherine Zeta-Jones celebrating the Europeans' success. The golf mad actor went home after watching the tournament to prepare for the inevitable gloating from Zeta-Jones, who was delighted after Welshman IAN WOOSNAM lead the winning European side. The Fatal Attraction star says, "Lend my support (to the American team) - are you kidding? What the hell could I have done? "Probably not a lot considering we were getting our a*ses kicked. "She (Catherine) never sent any message to Ian, as far as I know. But I'm sure he would've been way too busy partying anyway."