Reviews for Wild Hogs,starring Martin Lawrence, John Travolta, Tim Allen, and William H. Mace, read like a freeway warning sign. "Biker Comedy Goes Nowhere Fast" is the headline on Elizabeth Weitzman's review in the New York Daily News. "Goopy mush," is the way Gene Seymour describes it in Newsday. Other critical comments: "I felt as if I were asphyxiating in an avalanche of sagging flesh." (Michael Sragow in the Baltimore Sun:) "This movie stinks of exhaust and desperation." (Claudia Puig in USA Today.)