Pop queen Madonna has dashed the dreams of Desperate Housewives fans hoping she would make a cameo appearance - she is actually totally unaware of the hit show's existence.

Rumours that the MATERIAL GIRL was keen to appear in the series have been proved false, and it seems the British-based icon is too preoccupied with her devotion to Kabbalah to watch TV.

Her spokesperson tells website THE SCOOP, "I can guarantee you that she's not even familiar with the show."

24/03/2005 21:38