Rising pop star Lily Allen insists English soccer player David Beckham has no chance with her - and says she would only consider sleeping with him if someone paid her $1.95 million (GBP1 million).
The SMILE hitmaker says the Real Madrid ace - husband of former SPICE GIRL Victoria Beckham - does nothing for her, and prefers chubby blokes with glasses and bald heads.
Allen says, "I've never gone for classically handsome men. Someone like David Beckham would be my idea of hell. I would sleep with him for a million quid. But I'll do anything for a million quid."