Lily Allen is considering becoming a nun - just to see what the tabloids will write about when she joins a convent.
The Smile singer is the product of a Catholic school upbringing, and was once taught by nuns - and she contemplates becoming one every time the media takes aim at her.
She tells Spin magazine, "At Catholic school, I never got it at all, but, being a nun now makes total sense.
"I wouldn't do it for Jesus - I would do it to see tabloid gossip people have zero to write about: 'She prays all f**king day; what are we going to do now?'"