Wacky BLUE star Lee Ryan hopes to avoid repeating an embarrassing Christmas experience this Yuletide (03) - when he defecated on the floor by mistake.

The eccentric 20-year-old is still haunted by the childhood experience, when he overindulged on Christmas food treats - and embarrassed himself in front of his mother.

He explains, "One Christmas I woke up and had really bad guts. I went to see my mum and cried, 'Oh mum, me guts are killing me!'

"Then, when I farted, poo shot out of my trousers and landed on the floor!"

02/12/2003 13:34