"I see the number of my twits has already been rounded up to 5 million. When the true figure is reached, I shall be inviting them all to lunch... The Feeding of the Five Million will take place in a large open space, which is reasonably convenient for everyone (e.g. The Gobi Desert)... Nothing fancy, just some loaves and small fishes (recipe of another legendary JC). I shall also turn a small lake into Chateau Margaux 1990." John Cleese jokes about inviting his five million Twitter followers to dine with him.