Surgically enhanced comedienne Joan Rivers refuses to date younger men for fear of becoming an object of public ridicule.
The American funnywoman-turned-TV-host - whose cosmetic surgery makes her look far younger than her 72 years - is not looking for romance with a toy boy.
She says, "Beautiful young men don't do a thing for me. They don't speak the same language.
"One of my daughter's friends had a crush on me when he was 19 and I was about 50, but no way. I'm not that desperate.
"So many friends date younger guys - it looks awful."27/07/2005 01:27
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