Hopefully none of what we said was inappropriate.
The Magic Mike actor wants to “Channing All Over Your Tatum.” And if that idea makes you feel vaguely uncomfortable, you haven’t even seen the video yet. Channing Tatum and Jamie Foxx, who star in the crossover terrorist/buddy cop flick White House Down recently went all Lonely Island on everyone, revealing their newest, um, hit on Jimmy Kimmel Live, US Magazine reports. No one’s sure what “(I Wanna) Channing All Over Your Tatum” means exactly, but apparently it has to do with foot tattoos and pool noodles.
One thing is clear – you absolutely cannot Channing your mum’s Tatum, as Jimmy Kimmel learns halfway through the song. Tatum’s explanation doesn’t really make it any clearer: "Channing Tatum on the mic I know you're kind of confused/ We all be singing out my name making sexual moves/ But if you're gonna go and Channing then you better be warned/ Going Channing on the Tatum makes the babies be born/ Respect the name my mama gave me and don't be no fool/ Please be smart before you Channing, also stay in school." Check out the video below.
Whatever it is though, Olivia Munn, Gabourey Sidibe and Miley Cyrus are also down for it. In Miley’s case, apparently it means getting rescued from under a vending machine by Jimmy Kimmel, for which she is duly grateful. At the end of the video you don’t really know what you’ve watched, but it was almost certainly funny. And really, isn’t that the stuff of great comedy.
Jimmy Kimmel Live, a hub of social commentary and pointless raps.