"Who knew I wanted to get married. You're gay so you don't have to get married and you don't have to go to the army and you don't have to have kids. Now all of a sudden all those crazy things we're allowed to do, so it's like, 'Come on...' I'm gonna enlist next; I'm gonna go into the army." Designer Isaac Mizrahi still can't believe he's married. The style icon wed partner Arnold Germer at New York's City Hall in November (30Nov11).