The actor was a kid when he portrayed unlucky Kevin MCAllister in the first two Home Alone movies and he jokes the role still haunts him while raging to a customer in new web comedy DRYVRS.
After confessing he can't actually drive and handing the wheel to his pick-up, Culkin's character complains about his complicated life, stating, "How 'bout this - it's Christmas time... and your whole family goes on vacation and they forget their eight-year-old f**king son, all by yourself, in the house, for a week... I had to fend off my house from two psychopath home invaders. I was just a kid.
"I still have nightmares about this bald, weirdo dude chasing me around, talking like Yosemite Sam.
"They remembered my b**tard of a brother but they forget me, the cutest f**king eight year old in the universe."
Asked by his customer why his mother didn't come back to rescue him, Culkin, in character, says, "She didn't care, man. She was too busy being, like, a groupie to a polka band or something..."
In the film, his movie mum, played by Catherine O'Hara, was forced to catch a lift home with John Candy's character and his polka band buddies after she couldn't book a return flight.