German supermodel Heidi Klum insists she was the one who nicknamed her breasts Hans and Franz. Klum gave her ample assets their own names when she first started out in the fashion industry in the early 1990s and is amused by suggestions it was a sleazy male who came up with the monikers. The beauty says, "They've been an ongoing joke for, like, 12 years. It started because I was from Germany and people always make fun of 'ze' Germans, yah? "So when I began modelling I used to say, 'These are German breasts, one is called Hans and one is called Franz."