"I had a Tesla. I was one of the first cats with a Tesla. I think I was, like, number five on the list. But I'm telling you, I've been on the side of the road a while in that thing, and I said to them, 'Look, guys, why am I always stuck on the side of the f**king road? Make it work, one way or another.'" George Clooney on the sports car he auctioned for charity last year (12).