Flamboyant rocker SIR ELTON JOHN shocked Franz Ferdinand when he asked the Scots foursome which bandmember has the largest penis.

British music weekly NME asked celebrities to send in questions for the MERCURY MUSIC PRIZE-winning band and were surprised by John's intimate question.

Frontman Alex Kapranos answered, "Wow..! Well, by legend it's PAUL (THOMSON, drummer).

"Maybe we should just nip to the bogs (toilets) and you can measure us up."

06/01/2005 13:51