Whole New Thing

"Excellent"

Whole New Thing Review


Whole New Thing treads very delicately through what could be explosive minefields of adolescent sex, student/teacher relationships, and overly permissive parents. But what could easily have turned out to be a grim morality tale is instead a penetrating, thoughtful, and sometimes funny encounter with one very interesting teenager.

Thirteen-year-old Emerson (Aaron Weber) lives in a hand-crafted Nova Scotia home with his ex-hippie environmentalist parents and has been home-schooled in their free-thinking style all his life. Family bonding consists of naked saunas, and Emerson calls his parents by their first names, Rog (Robert Joy) and Kaya (Rebecca Jenkins).

Now that Emerson is of middle-school age, Kaya decides to enroll him in public school. He hates the idea, and you can see why. Super-smart and articulate (and somewhat stuck-up), Emerson, who has long hair and is androgynously beautiful in a pre-Raphaelite way, is more interested in writing epic fantasy novels by hand than participating in the idiotic banter of typical teens. It's no surprise that he gets his first punch in the face within a few hours of starting school. The kids have never seen anything quite like him.

Only Aaron's English teacher, the closeted Don Grant (Daniel MacIvor), captures his interest, and for his part, Mr. Grant is excited to have a smart kid in class, one who suggests that they chuck the required reading (Snowboard Snowjob) and read Shakespeare instead. But it isn't long before Emerson is connecting his interest in English class with an increase in the frequency of his nocturnal emissions, which, it should be noted, are something he and his parents feel quite free to discuss openly.

Emerson may be smart, but his increasingly single-minded quest for Mr. Grant's affections is very stupid, something Mr. Grant tries again and again to tell him. The last thing he wants is to get Shakespeare love sonnets from Emerson in his mailbox, and an ill-advised visit to Emerson's house ends up with Emerson making a clumsy pass at him in the sauna.

At the same time, Mr. Grant is dealing with loneliness and the aftermath of a ruined relationship, and Rog and Kaya are having marital difficulties. The movie could head down a path toward comical sexy hijinks or toward a small-town statutory rape scandal, but it does neither, staying really real and focusing the painful adjustments all the characters will have to make if they're going to make it through these moments of crisis and find their ways to a "whole new thing."

Performances are terrific all around, and it seems a marvelous stroke of luck that the Nova Scotia theater scene, which can't be that big, produced a child actor as poised as Weber. This isn't easy material, and he handles it with aplomb, as does MacIvor, whose emotional desolation is easy to read in his eyes. Whole New Thing is a small-scale film with big emotional payoffs.

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Whole New Thing

Facts and Figures

Run time: 92 mins

In Theaters: Sunday 8th January 2006

Distributed by: Picture This! Entertainment

Production compaines: Acuity Pictures Production, Picture This! Entertainment, Palpable Productions

Reviews

Contactmusic.com: 4 / 5

Rotten Tomatoes: 64%
Fresh: 16 Rotten: 9

IMDB: 6.8 / 10

Cast & Crew

Director: Amnon Buchbinder

Producer: Kelly Bray,

Starring: Aaron Webber as Emerson, as Rog, as Don Grant, Kathryn MacLellan as Ms. McPherson, Drew O'Hara as Todd, Ryan Hartigan as Jeff, Geordie Brown as Buddy, as Denny, Jackie Torrens as Claire, Lisa Lelliott as Massage Guest, Leah Fassett as Laura, Samantha Spencer as Debra, Rebecca Regan as Teri, as Don's Mother, Hugh Thompson as Claude, Linda Busby as Mrs. Colley, as Office Man, Dylan Aucoin as School Kid, Alexandra Ashley as School Kid, Caleb Buchbinder as School Kid, Stephanie Chapman as School Kid, P.J. Crosby as School Kid, Leah Briese as School Kid, Toni Grossett as School Kid, Bruce Murphy as School Kid, Branden O'Brien as School Kid, Colin Rogers as School Kid, Mitchell Taylor as School Kid, Terry Coolen as Washroom Man, Darcy Lindzon as Washroom Man, Dennis Brown as Teacher, Pauline Kaill as Teacher, Veronique MacKenzie-Bourne as Teacher, Susan Bone as Potluck Guest, Peter M. Davison as Potluck Guest, Armand H. Grenier as Potluck Guest, Don Himmelman as Potluck Guest

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