A Kid For Two Farthings

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A Kid For Two Farthings Review


What's a farthing? Well in old Britain, it was a quarter of a penny. Not a hell of a lot.

What's a kid? Well in this case, it's a baby goat with a misshapen horn... and our little hero Joe (Jonathan Ashmore, in his sole film role) thinks that kid's a unicorn. Or as he screeches endlessly, "A you-neeeee-corn!!!!"

Emphasis on the corn... as Joe scrapes up the two farthings (the movie is set in a London ghetto) and buys the goat, then starts wishing for countless things, a few of which seem to come true thanks to the youneeeeecorn's powers. He wants to go on a trip to the park. His mom takes him on a trip to the dentist. Well, half-true, he figures. In the end, he wishes for the local honey Sonia to get an engagement ring and for her boyfriend to beat Primo Carnera in a wrestling match. Did I mention there's a magic goat in this movie?

Folks, it doesn't get much weirder than this, and one has to wonder if David Lynch tried making a family film if it wouldn't come out a bit like this one. It's mostly harmless and very encouraging of fantasy in youth. That Ashmore though is quite the shrieker. If you don't already have kids -- er, children -- his constant yelling isn't going to make you want to run off for fertility treatments. And if you do have kids, rest assured they'll be bored silly by the movie.



A Kid For Two Farthings

Facts and Figures

Run time: 96 mins

In Theaters: Monday 15th August 1955

Distributed by: Criterion Collection

Production compaines: London Film Productions

Reviews

Contactmusic.com: 3 / 5

Rotten Tomatoes: 60%
Fresh: 3 Rotten: 2

IMDB: 6.8 / 10

Cast & Crew

Director:

Producer:

Starring: as Joanna, as Sonia, as Avrom Kandinsky, as Sam Heppner, as Joe, as Lady Ruby, as Python Macklin, as Blackie Isaacs, as Ice Berg, as Mrs. Abramowitz, Sydney Tafler as Madam Rita, as Bully Bason

Also starring: ,

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