"I love getting up in the morning and having breakfast with Zachary... Everything I thought I would find annoying about having children, like screaming and shouting, and tantrums... I don't find any of it annoying, I find it all enchanting... And I'm a good bath cleaner... A ritual I love is 6.30 tubby time. I know every children's book back to front." Sir Elton John on the joys of fatherhood.