Comedian/actor Dane Cook insists he's the best long-distance lover because he knows how to pleasure girlfriends over the telephone. The Employee Of The Month star, who has been romantically linked to Jessica Simpson, admits his vocabulary and quick thinking helps him keep relationships fresh when he's on tour or on location. He tells Elle magazine, "My brain is very fantastical. If I ever actually recorded myself, I could probably win a Grammy for sex talk. "Being on the road while in relationships, you need to learn to pleasure one another."