Christian Slater has laughed off reports he is bringing his infamous Canadian lapdance club visit with Ben Affleck to the big screen.

The HEATHERS star and Affleck hit the headlines last July (03) after they allegedly partied with strippers at Vancouver nightspot BRANDI'S.

Earlier this year (04), reports surfaced Slater was planning to make a movie about the alleged exploits - a rumour he vehemently denies.

Slater says, "You think I'm gonna sit here and write a script.

"That would be the dumbest thing I could do. Its keeps getting more ludicrous.

"The NATIONAL ENQUIRER report is more malarkey. In the entertainment tabloid industry, it's all malarkey. I prefer undressing women myself to watching them do it."

06/07/2004 21:05