"I'd be driving a truck (if I wasn't famous), because everyone in my family drives trucks. I'd be the funniest UPS driver you'd ever seen. You'd be delivering packages to yourself, just to get me to come to your house! 'Come on, can you please send this over, this guy's hysterical'... I'd be happy. That's the thing. People always think, 'If I wasn't famous, I'd be miserable or I'd be in jail or whatever.' But I'd be at UPS, happy." Comedian Chris Rock would love an alternative career as a delivery driver.