Charlotte Church is paranoid her ears are too big and insists she will never cut her hair short.
Charlotte Church hates her ears.
The pop star insists she would never shave off her long brunette locks because even though she has a nice shaped skull, her ears stick out and make her look like Britain's Prince Charles - who is famed for his own large ears.
She said: "Would I have a shaved head? Mine's not a bad shape, but my ears are pure Prince Charles!"
Despite not being interested in having a buzz cut like the one previously sported by Natalie Portman and Sinead O'Connor, the 24-year-old beauty says she already has two "baldy men".
Charlotte - who has daughter Ruby, two, and 19-month-old son Dexter with her ex-fiance Gavin Henson - admits her breasts grew so large when she was pregnant she felt like she had two bare heads attached to her body.
She quipped to LOVE magazine: "When I was having babies, I had the biggest boobs in the world, ever. I went up as far as an H cup. I loved them when they were massive. Two little baldy men down there? Brilliant!"